( 4UMF NEWS ) Woman Panhandles For Boob Job:
Chrissy Lance says she needs $5,000 to grow her girls so she’s staked out a busy street corner in Akron and has been holding up a sign that reads, “Not homeless. Need boobs.”
The smiling and svelte — but somewhat flat — brunette told a local TV station that she was inspired by other beggars — and made sure to get the required panhandling license from the city.
“I see people panhandling every day, so why not panhandle for boobs,” said Lance, 37, who lives in Rittman, Ohio. “It’s original. I’ve never seen anybody do it.”
A single mom and college student, Lance said the money she makes as a barmaid pays the bills, but it’s not enough to pay for implants.
Those, she said, would help improve her “self-esteem.”
So far, Lance has collected lots of catcalls and wolf whistles — but only about 90 bucks. Lance said she’s not deterred and won’t leave her corner until she reaches her goal.
“Everyone that knows me, knows that I am a wild one,” she said.