April 25, 2014

Breaking News:

Keyshawn Johnson Arrested -

Monday, April 21, 2014

Chris Brown’s Bodyguard Found Guilty -

Monday, April 21, 2014

Knicks Fire Mike Woodson -

Monday, April 21, 2014

Earthquake Shakes Mexico City -

Friday, April 18, 2014

Suspicious Packages Found At Boston Marathon -

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

200 Hundred Dead Or Injured In Bus Station Bombing -

Monday, April 14, 2014

Aldon Smith Arrested At LAX -

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Three Dead In Jewish Community Center Shooting -

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Stephen Colbert Named New Host Of The Late Show -

Thursday, April 10, 2014

UMass Guard Becomes First Openly Gay Player In D-1 Basketball -

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Six Injured In High School Stabbings -

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Active Shooter Reported At Portsmouth Naval Hospital -

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Judge Rejects Request To Dismiss Chris Brown Case -

Monday, April 7, 2014

U.S. Pinger Locator Detects Signal -

Monday, April 7, 2014

Ship Detects Pulse Signal In Search Of Missing Plane -

Saturday, April 5, 2014

7.8 Aftershock Shakes Chile -

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Shooting Reported At Fort Hood -

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

5.8 Earthquake Strikes Off Coast Of Panama -

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Tiger Woods Withdraws From The Masters -

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

North Korea, South Korea Exchange Fire Near Border -

Monday, March 31, 2014

The Dictator Endorses Mitt Romney

( 4UMF NEWS ) The Dictator Endorses Mitt Romney:

Mitt Romney earned an endorsement from someone in the movies, and he probably wishes he didn’t. Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Admiral General Aladeen (from the upcoming film “The Dictator”) gave the GOP hopeful quite the nod during a press conference at New York’s Waldorf Astoria Hotel, saying Romney “has the makings of a great dictator.”

In the film, Cohen plays a dictator who believes other rulers like him are being unfairly maligned by the West. Cohen appears in character for all promotional appearances for the film, so his endorsement was not personal. After making a throwaway joke about how Democrats should be applauded for geting “a Kenyan” to the White House, the General dug in:

“I support and I give my full support to Mitchell Romney. He has the makings of a great dictator. He is incredibly wealthy, but pays no taxes, and it’s not much of a leap to go from firing people to firing squads, and from putting pets on top of the car to putting political dissidents on the top of them. He taught me how to do that.”
(Of course, the “pets on top of the car” story actually happened.)

Cohen/Aladeen admitted he would have preferred former candidate Rick Santorum, “despite his liberal views.”

“In terms of policies, I would have to say the Republicans, if they could only become a little less extreme,” he added. “What people call genocide in my country is just the judicial system in Texas.”

The character’s most piercing comments focused on the West’s reaction to the humanitarian crisis in Syria. “Thirteen months and still no U.N. Security Council Resolution, you guys are amazing,” he deadpanned. “You have done nothing for the Syrian people, but remember, you can always do less.”

‘You can always do less!’

Love it!!!