April 17, 2014

Man’s Penis Cause For TSA Alarm

( 4UMF NEWS ) Man’s Penis Cause For TSA Alarm:

This traveler’s “package” drew the attention of airport security — and it would have been some pretty slack security if it had not.

Brooklynite Jonah Falcon, owner of the world’s longest recorded penis, was stopped by federal security agents, while flying from San Francisco to New York on July 9, the Huffington Post reported Monday.
Falcon, 41, measures up at over a foot.

He said he wasn’t excited over the unwanted attention, but airport guards suspician’s were aroused over the appearance of a possible security threat. They used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted his pants with powder to check for bio-weapons. One even asked if he had “some sort of growth.”

I can’t…