April 24, 2014

Breaking News:

Keyshawn Johnson Arrested -

Monday, April 21, 2014

Chris Brown’s Bodyguard Found Guilty -

Monday, April 21, 2014

Knicks Fire Mike Woodson -

Monday, April 21, 2014

Earthquake Shakes Mexico City -

Friday, April 18, 2014

Suspicious Packages Found At Boston Marathon -

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

200 Hundred Dead Or Injured In Bus Station Bombing -

Monday, April 14, 2014

Aldon Smith Arrested At LAX -

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Three Dead In Jewish Community Center Shooting -

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Stephen Colbert Named New Host Of The Late Show -

Thursday, April 10, 2014

UMass Guard Becomes First Openly Gay Player In D-1 Basketball -

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Six Injured In High School Stabbings -

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Active Shooter Reported At Portsmouth Naval Hospital -

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Judge Rejects Request To Dismiss Chris Brown Case -

Monday, April 7, 2014

U.S. Pinger Locator Detects Signal -

Monday, April 7, 2014

Ship Detects Pulse Signal In Search Of Missing Plane -

Saturday, April 5, 2014

7.8 Aftershock Shakes Chile -

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Shooting Reported At Fort Hood -

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

5.8 Earthquake Strikes Off Coast Of Panama -

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Tiger Woods Withdraws From The Masters -

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

North Korea, South Korea Exchange Fire Near Border -

Monday, March 31, 2014

Iggy Azalea Wardrobe Malfunction

Iggy Azalea Wardrobe Malfunction

( 4UMF NEWS ) Iggy Azalea Wardrobe Malfunction:

This is Iggy Azalea, and if you don’t know who she is, she’s most famous (at least around Fishwrapper) for trying to take credit for Miley Cyrus’ twerking antics, saying that she basically invented twerking, don’t you know, so in short, she doesn’t have much class to begin with. She’s also an Australian singer and model. The more you know or whatever.

The above photo, though? Well, it’s further proof that some people will basically do anything for a little extra bit of attention, and dammit if we aren’t giving her exactly what she wants. Sometimes, however, even if it seems like we’re feeding it — or into it — we just need to just address idiocy, and that’s exactly what’s happening here.

The problem here is not that a moderately attractive woman had her photograph taken with her whole boob peeking out of her shirt. In this day and age, prudes don’t do so well, right?

The problem doesn’t lie in the fact that somebody just wasn’t smart enough for double-sided tape. It isn’t even the fact that the aforementioned moderately attractive woman didn’t have the testicular fortitude to just go ahead and own what she did — because it’s achingly apparent that she intentionally did this, whether by purposely avoiding the sticky tape or throwing her own boob out of her jacket at the opportune time — it’s that this is the kind of thing that people — like Iggy — do in order for attention.

Survey says? You get one more chance, Iggy. You scraped for attention trying to throw Miley Cyrus under the bus, and that was strike one. This silly boob behavior is strike two. You get one more, and then you’re just done for good, OK? Aside from these two things, you could probably be an OK person. You might be able to do better than that.

Nice boob. But you already knew that.