July 29, 2014

Breaking News:

Molestation Suspect Killed -

Monday, July 28, 2014

One Killed In Hospital Shooting -

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Wreckage Of Missing Plane Found -

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Passenger Plane Goes Missing -

Thursday, July 24, 2014

FAA Suspends All Flights To Tel Aviv -

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Delta Cancels All Flights To Israel -

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Blogger Finds Missile That Shot Down Flight MH17 -

Monday, July 21, 2014

Iggy Azalea Wardrobe Malfunction

Iggy Azalea Wardrobe Malfunction

( 4UMF NEWS ) Iggy Azalea Wardrobe Malfunction:

This is Iggy Azalea, and if you don’t know who she is, she’s most famous (at least around Fishwrapper) for trying to take credit for Miley Cyrus’ twerking antics, saying that she basically invented twerking, don’t you know, so in short, she doesn’t have much class to begin with. She’s also an Australian singer and model. The more you know or whatever.

The above photo, though? Well, it’s further proof that some people will basically do anything for a little extra bit of attention, and dammit if we aren’t giving her exactly what she wants. Sometimes, however, even if it seems like we’re feeding it — or into it — we just need to just address idiocy, and that’s exactly what’s happening here.

The problem here is not that a moderately attractive woman had her photograph taken with her whole boob peeking out of her shirt. In this day and age, prudes don’t do so well, right?

The problem doesn’t lie in the fact that somebody just wasn’t smart enough for double-sided tape. It isn’t even the fact that the aforementioned moderately attractive woman didn’t have the testicular fortitude to just go ahead and own what she did — because it’s achingly apparent that she intentionally did this, whether by purposely avoiding the sticky tape or throwing her own boob out of her jacket at the opportune time — it’s that this is the kind of thing that people — like Iggy — do in order for attention.

Survey says? You get one more chance, Iggy. You scraped for attention trying to throw Miley Cyrus under the bus, and that was strike one. This silly boob behavior is strike two. You get one more, and then you’re just done for good, OK? Aside from these two things, you could probably be an OK person. You might be able to do better than that.

Nice boob. But you already knew that.