“You must be a retard if…” Top 10 List
(Dedicated to Ann Coulter – the “Queen Retard”)

You must be a retard if…
You make LESS THAN $200,000 per year and vote republican.

You must be a retard if…
You vote republican because you are sure that deregulation had NOTHING to do with the housing market collapse, the financial collapse or the great recession.

You must be a retard if…
You vote republican because you aren’t CONVINCED that our massive national debt is the result of the republican-caused financial collapse and two middle-east wars.

You must be a retard if…
You vote republican because you believe educating children and helping high school graduates continue on to college is a TOP republican priority.

You must be a retard if…
You vote republican because you believe Romney will not only preserve, but will improve Social Security and Medicare.

You must be a retard if…
You vote republican because you actually feel a connection to the guy building a five story house with a CAR ELEVATOR and billions of dollars in off-shore bank accounts !

You must be a retard if…
You vote republican because you think Romney wants to repeal Obamacare. Even HE doesn’t know what his position is on Obamacare.

You must be a retard if…
You vote republican because you are SURE global warming has NOTHING to do with Katrina, Sandy or any of the other recent global weather-related catastrophes.

You must be a retard if…
You vote republican because you actually believe that Romney has any kind of a plan at all… to solve anything.

You must be a retard if…
You accept an invitation by Dick Cheney to “pound a few beers and go huntin’.”